Heaven

Jamir’s balls

You ever been to heaven? They were so big they became a tourist attraction.

by Someoneotherthanmyself March 12, 2022

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

From the heavens

When having a shot or drink poured from above into your mouth. Preferably while kneeling or bending backwards.

Chloe: Gracie kneel and take this titos right now!!
Gracie: TITOS FROM THE HEAVENSSS

by stella star November 5, 2022

Heaven

A place where everything goes your way and only you know not what the religion tells you.

I got the car I wanted and Julie the girl of my dreams accepted my engagement ring and plus I got the job I applied for Damn I feel like I'm in heaven

by realist213 June 8, 2016

Weeb Heaven

Ujasen bulgarski anime server claimvasht da e rai za weebovete no actually house-va 30 godishni pedofili jiveeshti s tehnite maiki v mazeto chugvaiki mountain dew i qdeiki doritos. Horata v tozi server sa grozni gadni geiove (ggg) (neshto kato kkk)

Lyubo: Brat are da lafim v Weeb Heaven.

Az: Pich ti bolen li si be.

by gamerabg08 March 4, 2022

Heaven

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.

Go to Heaven is bad.

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Heaven Frxst

A great, friendly person with the motivation to help others in need. It can also be described as the best staff member due to his support and reliabilty.

Hey, Heaven Frxst is so much better than the other staff.

by Heaven Frxst November 4, 2018