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Alpha Tau Omega

A fraternity otherwise known as ATO, in which the members proceed to rape women and also destroy not only the property of their house, but also the property of surrounding houses
Screw Alpha Tau Omega,those damn ATO's raped another chick this weekend.
by snowman29 June 21, 2006
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Alpha Male

Many people beleive an Alpha Male is a man who is the leader of a pack, dominant, or an agressive male. Fuck these stone age definitions. I will define a true ALPHA MALE in modern society, simply in three parts:

1. A known statistic today is, for every 1 male who has sex there are 2 women having sex, the reason for this statistic is becuase alpha males are the ones who are having all sex, while Beta males sit on the side lines watch this happen.

2. Modern Alpha males dictate their own reality, Alpha's effortlessly change brain patterns of poeple around them,women and men around alpha's feel their strong character and charisma and naturally gravitate and follow thier leadership skills, this is why women beleive everything we say is knowledgable or humerous and subconsiously fall into our laps.

3. Alpha's are frequenlty being considered self-centered assholes. However this could not be further from the truth. We as Alpha males do not cater or sympathize to emtional garbage from insecure women and Beta males, that is not a part of our reality. We see situations in life as our personal stage and have full knowledge and understanding that we control the reality around us, there for the ladys will always have sex with us and the guys will always want to be us.
Becuase I am an Alpha Male I can make friends with lots of women and have sex with all of them and not one of the women would feel devalued or any less of a friend to me
by Bank$$$ December 18, 2007
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Alpha Male

Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.
The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.
by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005
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Alpha Gamma Delta

Alpha Gamma Delta, known as "alpha graba doughnut" everywhere in the country, except OHIO UNIVERSITY. These ladies are by far the classiest ladies out there. If you're not dating an AGD raise your standards.
Everyone at OU wants to be a classy Alpha Gamma Delta girl.
by agd! April 13, 2006
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Alpha-Chav

A chav or chavette who is usually the leader of the chav gang, will usually be the loudest, most cocky, and aggressive, they are almost indisginuishable from ordinary chavs, usually a brave alpha chav will attempt to demeen his targets, in vain attempts, they are spotted by having there cronies stadning around grinning strangely, while he attemplts to demeen you (failing miserably and retreating)

Note: they will never leave the safety of their group,

if however you show signs of agression, he may retaliate with the following:

chav: me and my friends will bang yer

chav: i'll get you after school

or

chav: i'll get me big bro onto you

if any alpha chav says any one of these things, that is your cue to kick that townies ass, due to the fact he is unknowingly admitting insecurity and weakness,

alpha chavs are easy to beat, and if you ever find yourself surrounded by a group of chavs, don't fear, just beat them all up
alpha-chav: you fucking mug

gets ignored by normal student, chav looks at friends, pushes normal student who turns to face chav,

alpha: "touch me and me and my friends'll kick yer teeth in"

student: ok

beats up cahvs and walks off
by trenchy August 10, 2009
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Alpha Fella

The leader of a group of Fellas. The Alpha Fella is looked up to and respected by all. He will occassionally lead the other Fellas on a huge night out confirming his status as the Alpha Fella.
Q: Who's leading that group of Fellas?

A: The Alpha Fella.
by The Prince of Wandsworth March 11, 2010
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Alpha Male

The apex predator

Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand
Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move
by Rob3001 May 14, 2020
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