Alan frog

FROM THE LOST BOYS AND HES SO FUCKING FINE

"GIRL HAVE YOU SEEN ALAN FROG" "yes hes so finee"

by Ihavetoomanyphases July 4, 2025

Alan

Alan ist ein Geiler zecker und nicht FETT sondern richtig muskolös. Alle lieben ihn er ist der geilste und beste alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben. Ale Frauen wollen ihn. In Friday the 13th ist er der beste. Er kann die besten sachen Baun. Ein Merkmal von Alan's sie sind in die meisten Gruppen leader

Kennst du den Geilen Zecker.
Nein wehr?

Der Alan

by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020

Alan

A friend that never pays back, even if it’s their fault

“Nah i don’t wanna pay u” Alan states

by yaboylamona September 30, 2023

Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.

Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall

by An Smarrt pearsun August 28, 2025

Alan

The Big Q. What a lad!

Alan!!!

by Qowfhoqghfuqg;frhweiouf May 2, 2021

Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.

Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;

by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019

Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 5, 2025