Ashlee Simpson

Someone whom is without talent.

Proof is in the pudding. Did you watch the Orange Bowl half time show?

by BoostnGTIrabbit January 20, 2005

Ashley

Okayy Ashley's the kinda girl you just DON'T wanna fuck with! she will not put up with your shit, she's AMAZING, and funny. the kinda person everyone would wanna get to know. Shes shy at first but whose not? accept Ashley likes to dance like a slut but hey shes just expressing herself. you'd be a lucky guy to EVER get a chance with her. and if you act like a friggin CRAZY PSYCHO then heyy your loss. shes an amazing friend and COUSIN to everyone she knows. don't know her? your loss! :D

shes obsessed with rap. ;p

Ashley is a GIRL who everyone loves.
don't mess with this bitch! examples? crazy ex-boyfriends hahahahhaa.
<3

by Shelbiaaa<3 August 16, 2010

asshole

1) One person of many sprinkled about the face of the Earth by god to test the patience of those who believe in him. Most of which are relatives
or live in your city.

2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.

1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an asshole!

2) Nuff said!

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

asshole farm

A place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of assholes being present. In other words, a golf course.

"The CEO's spending the afternoon on the asshole farm."

by mathew October 17, 2007

Ashley

the common term used for a beautiful, cute, pretty girl that everyone loves. usually gives the BEST hugs around and is just about the most cheerful girl you'll ever meet. great with perverted humor and must compete with her to get in a thats what she said.

also, the most epic prom date you will ever have.

joe: who'd you go to prom with?
vladmir: i went with ashley
joe: OH YOU LUCKY FUCK. i'm so jelly
vladmir: srlsy bro?
joe: no jk i'm nutella

by doyouknowthetwssman? September 22, 2011