Flat leaver

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.
Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".
by Charlie and Bobbie January 11, 2012
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flat busted

"I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted."
by wrmac August 31, 2008
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flat-chested

When a girl's chest is flatter than a board of wood
Damn, that girl is flat-chested!!!
by The Reaper of Life September 17, 2018
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Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?
Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021
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Flat Meat

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.
China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.
by Samira Williams January 24, 2009
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Flat sack

One who has no balls, a neutered dog. Just a sack with no balls.
Hey wade you have no balls you are a flat sack
by Cuevous April 26, 2016
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Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.
Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.
by schmookerdingle August 30, 2014
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