by hitler's bestie May 09, 2017
The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.
by Black Cobra September 15, 2011
A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.
Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
by Mikbizzle March 13, 2014
He was caught having a stroke.
by Dave- June 19, 2005
by Matthew Pryce February 07, 2004
Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009
by Horrorfreak78 December 03, 2017