Te-Blow

When a chick gets down on one knee to blow your. Like being T-boned.... BUT BETTER!

After she lost the bet i made her get down and Te-blow me

by the Master Bitch! January 1, 2012

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

Blow a hootie

To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.

"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."

by Ralph Wintergreen August 27, 2013

Burning Blow

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.

The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!

by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013

blow gravy

Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"

by Swio March 28, 2016

Blow pillow

A pillow used to blow smoke into while smoking, usually marijuana.

This is my designated blow pillow.

by Tccwhore March 29, 2019

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016