Skip to main content

biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
by jockthecock November 16, 2010
mugGet the biting the plank mug.

wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015
mugGet the wank the plank mug.
Related Words

carton of plank

Where can I hide this carton of plank
by Sanee April 2, 2017
mugGet the carton of plank mug.

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
mugGet the diving off the pirate plank mug.

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
mugGet the Walk the Plank mug.

The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.
Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss
by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022
mugGet the The Pipe and Plank mug.

Ding dong pling plong

Ding dong pling plong means cuh dude
3+1 =4 no way cuh are Ding dong pling plong me or what
by dingding223 September 30, 2022
mugGet the Ding dong pling plong mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email