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southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face
My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch
by Evildrummer May 14, 2018
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Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023
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Southern Vacuum Seal

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.
The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.
by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018
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Southern Locos Gang

The Southern Locos Gang is a crew of the most down ass Surenos in 805 Cali. They throw up SLG 13, and put down for their varrio, which is Atascadero, Templeton, Santa Margarita and Paso Robles. They smoke busters like glass and chronic, and party like sailors on an all day pass. You fuck with them and you end up six feet under. They're the reason that you can't bang Norte in SLO county. They killed all the busters in 805 and have to ride up to 831 to start shit.
831 Buster: Let's show these SLG fools how to lean like a Norteno.
Southern Locos Gang member: {pulls out AK-47 and caps all the busters in the head.} "SLG SUR TRECE MOTHA FUCKA! Thats how you lean like a Norteno!" Lean all the way to the floor!"
by jay13 January 12, 2009
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This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.

The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
by IsomehowDidntFail October 30, 2019
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Southern Butt Fuck

When you beer batter your penis and have anal sex with someone.
Marie: "George beer battered his penis before we were about to have sex last night."
Vivian: "Oh he wanted to southern butt fuck."
by KTime February 6, 2014
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Southern Gobblin

A gremlin that roams below the belt. One who doesn't understand the concept of penis whithersby.
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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