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Your mom

by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.
by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023
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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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ur mom

ur mom: gae
by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019
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your mom

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT
by super funny sunny October 12, 2021
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phoenix mom

A mom full of rage and more magicial than a horse with a horn
She’s a. phoenix mom, beautiful disaster but she puts the Hot in Psychotic.
by PhœnixMom March 7, 2019
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