Slapiotomy

The act of surgically slapping the sense into another.

"Jill was getting lippy to the point where Jack no choice but to give her a slapiotomy."

by Quickdraw Mcgyllenhaal March 30, 2024

slapper

a slag who shags everyone that walks

your is a slapper mom

by sdnfsdnfsnfsnf May 21, 2024

Slapdinger

A fusion of the words ‘slapper’ and ‘humdinger’
Meaning: A very good song

Broo, ‘the sweet escape’ is an absolute slapdinger imo

by Fiber677 May 26, 2024

Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.

Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either

by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024

Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.

Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.

by ChknFckr July 16, 2024

Slapdick

Slapdick (n. slæp•dik): one who is given a job to do but you come back an hour later and they've only managed to slap themselves in the dick.

"Which one of you slapdicks cut these chuck roasts?"

by Jett Steel August 1, 2024

slappyG

involves shoving 4 hockeys balls up a pussy and then grabbing a hockey stick and using the hook end rip all the hockey ball out and them fuck them until the bleeding stops

omg we should try the 'slappyG'

by suspicius December 9, 2024