Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday

Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!

by Anon1nona August 6, 2022

time well wasted

an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts

"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth

by M1nkyLover94 October 29, 2023

Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.

"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"

by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020

Sticks time

Sticks time is when the clock reads 11:11.

The number 11:11 is often ascribed by numerologists to have some kind of esoteric meaning, however the term “sticks time” has no metaphysical connotations, it’s only because 11:11 looks like 4 sticks on a digital clock.

Wow, it’s getting late, it’s already sticks time so I should probably go home soon.

by Weaselfuck July 31, 2022

Bad Time Charlie

The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.

I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!

by Hedon October 30, 2023

Tacurd Time

The moment you have to poop (turd) after eating too many tacos.

I had two tacos from Taco Bell for lunch. It’s almost tacurd time.

by BHH November 16, 2018

Ritchie time

If you think nigga time is bad you now nothing of the ritchie time could be hours could be days you never know

When your dealing with ritchie time you might as well take a nap

by Stonedarrow December 26, 2017