Once you go black you’ll never go back 

If you start listening to black metal you can never again stomach normal metal bands like Slipknot and Metallica. The force of darkness is too powerful

Joey didn’t go to the Metallica concert on Saturday because he only listens to Burzum and Mayhem. “Once you go black you’ll never go back” , he said forcefully, before returning to carving a pentagram.

Once you go black you’ll never go back by Harambe 2020 January 5, 2020

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

being black on a Friday night by Nick D July 19, 2004

skinny black bitch 

A cocktail made of vodka and diet coke.

She wants a cosmo and I'll have a skinny black bitch.

skinny black bitch by weho mikey May 9, 2006

the black hole

When a male or female gets their anus plunged by cocks and then you drop an object in the anus and it appears to be non existent.

Linda Kon got her asshole fucked by 5 black guys. Then one of the guys dropped a marble down her poop-shoot and it dissappeared into the black hole.

the black hole by The Konnie December 25, 2009

Big Black Cock 

A birthday gift for females named Rebecca.

Rebecca was thrilled when she opened a big black cock for her birthday.

Big Black Cock by Bliss and Co. December 9, 2008

George Bush doesn't care about black people 

While Bush probably cares the least for blacks, the truth is George Bush dosent care about most people.

Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people
crew: no shit but you cant say that on the air.

George Bush doesn't care about black people by Tdowns September 8, 2007

George Bush does not care about black people. 

Kanye West appeared on a telethon with Mike Myers to raise money for Katrina Relief. After Mike Myers explained that New Orleans was covered with 25 feet of water and was perhaps permanently damaged, West responded off-script with "George Bush does not care about black people."

Helpless people were left stranded by FEMA in the Superdome after Katrina because George Bush does not care about black people.

In his defense, George Bush doesnt really care about white people either...

George Bush does not care about black people. by kcitsleipztirf August 26, 2009