stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Nut

When you cum.

"Nothin like a good nut!" He said as he came into the palm of his own hand to Billy Martin.

by ProNutter420blaezit May 31, 2016

Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.

Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"

by Gila guy June 11, 2016

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016