big penis

something you can only dream of having

i have a big penis, my penis is bigger than yours

by gigadiga April 19, 2024

penis

a long schlong that Elliot has

dang, long schlong, like a penis

by anonymous November 29, 2022

fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

Penis

A penis that is 7-8 inches long. It us used for having sex, it either goes into a girls mouth, ass or vagina. It also produces a large amount of cum when you wank.

My penis went into her vagina and produces a large amount of cum when you wank

by Bigb0yeatsshit August 4, 2020

Penis Wheel

When a multitude of naked males go into a Ferris wheel like formation around a female and serenade her with 40's rock music. Commonly found being done in Winchendon Massachusetts.

If when enters her household. One will commonly find Macy in the middle of a Penis Wheel.

by What is a pseudonym¿ July 24, 2015

penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022