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The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.
From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020
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New Nick

The guy who leaves the group to play pretend promotion , then comes back to eat meals with the group , and doesn't pay.
Did he pay for breakfast?
No , he's the new Nick.
Ok , cunt
by CaptainMick October 16, 2021
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New holland

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.
What tractor do you have a john deere

How bout you a new holland

Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022
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The New School

A big community consists of highly socially conscious individuals, progressive LGBTQI+ friendly environment, also a big community of very poetic and creative misfits and rebels. However, New Schoolers usually just call each other unicorns instead.
Ex: These works and/or students are so socially aware and engaged, they must be from The New School!
by the-impossible November 7, 2018
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Even More News

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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Giggle News

"Giggle News" can be defined as a playful and humorous term used to refer to misinformation or dubious content that people receive, often in the form of emails, messages, or physical mail, and mistakenly believe to be true or credible information. It highlights the idea that the information is so implausible or unreliable that it elicits a sense of amusement or laughter rather than trust.
"When my mum kept believing all those bizarre conspiracy theories from her junk mail, I couldn't help but call it 'Giggle News' because it was so outlandish and unbelievable.”
by Davellin September 25, 2023
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