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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Sauce Party

A gathering with which a sauce is consumed by all partygoers. The sauce is produced by mixing the poop, pee, and seminal fluids of 3 virgin boys
"Hey Brytney, you coming to the sauce party later?"

"Yes, I am very excited because I heard that Cooper is one of the 3 contributors to the sauce tonight"
by errrrrzyzyh October 23, 2022
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tug party

Two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises.
Jeff and Dwayne were having a tug party in the Taco Bell restroom.
by costcogus October 13, 2016
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Party Soldier

A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.
Tim: Hey Derek. You hear bout Ray's mom dying this morning?
Derek: Yeah that's crazy. Bet he's gonna be in all year.
Tim: Nah. You know him. He'll never miss a party No matter what karma or the world throws at him. He's a Party Soldier.
Derek: You're right because I think I see him over there tap dancing with that midget.
by Ty Saucy March 28, 2016
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Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone
Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!
by custardlovr March 26, 2024
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Diddy Party

Diddy Party is just about P. Diddy who partied with yk what workers and underage people—and allegedly made everyone keep quiet about what happened. It also reportedly forced underage people to do sexual acts. Now it's sometimes a joke to name what a pedophile would do. Also being used to replace "No Homo."
Guy 1: "Bro ur kinda hot no diddy"
Guy 2: "Bruh you woulda fit right into the Diddy Party"
by bluh boy July 18, 2024
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Party

A social gathering of at least 25 people. They all then proceed to get drunk and high and hook up. Normally ended by the cops or home owner.
"did you guys hear about Tiffany's partythis weekend?" "yo dude that was kickback only like 15 people went"
by Fonzie Paganetti October 22, 2017
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