penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface November 01, 2023

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 24, 2019

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 07, 2016

penis enlargement is for men with small peni

penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)

penis enlargement is for men with small peni

by derogatoryterms September 30, 2022

penis clapper

It‘s a german word to describe a fucking idiot in school

„He is so stupid because he is a penis clapper“

by Kickl February 06, 2025

penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023