Shit Hot

A state of being you will never reach in BMT.

Trainee, your shoes are not shit hot like mine. Beat your face.

by a sad trainee February 20, 2011

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Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

by juicalicious April 28, 2011

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Shit goggles

The opposite of Rose-Tinted Glasses, where by a person see's things for only the negatives, often embellished.

Oh come on Mike, your looking at life with Shit goggles mate.

by HedzDeathPunch December 11, 2010

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kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 6, 2006

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shit tag

Small ball of shit that hangs in the hairs around the ass.

The shit tags were swinging on old Fred's nasty ass.

by Becky Ballsock February 4, 2007

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Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

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