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Cheese Grater To The Face Time 

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

Cheese Claw 

Fingers that are covered in Cheeto cheese after heavy consumption.
Cheese Claw by Cheese Claw June 20, 2011
RATS EAT CHEESE

A RAT IS A PAID INFORMANT
DONT TOUCH CHEESE >>>?
CHEESE by hellomynameiscupcake September 11, 2011

cheese dumpies 

something you get when you eat too much cheese, much like constipation.
Walter "hey what happened to you?"

Some guy "oh man i had so much cheese last night i just spent an hour in the bathroom trying to push out my cheese dumpies"
cheese dumpies by T&Tfan September 17, 2011

cheesebagger 

Someone who doesn't grate their own cheese when making natchos,
That cheesebagger refused to grate his own cheese for his nachos
cheesebagger by tbugai December 26, 2011

Cheesecake Toothbrush 

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.
Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"
Cheesecake Toothbrush by coldapache February 24, 2012