blue mamba

A mixed drink made from blue Hawaiian Punch and whipped cream vodka.

That blue mamba last night was the best thing I ever drank!

by MangomanG0 July 2, 2017

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

blue raindrop

A blue raindrop is when you take a seat on a toilet in a public restroom and accidentally sit on one of your testicles.

I went to take a dump and sat on my testicle now I got a blue raindrop

by JonesyBuds May 8, 2022