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Pop your blueberries 

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.
Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

Bluepill 

Someone who chooses to remain ignorant in order to be happy, much like those who chose thye blue pill in The Matrix.
She's using you, man. You gotta stop being such a bluepill.
Bluepill by otaku42 October 15, 2009

Blueberry Ale 

A prime deviation of what beer was intended to be. Only women should feel comfortable ordering any beer/berry combination.
It is a known fact that drinking blueberry ale makes you want to suck cock.
Blueberry Ale by Definerofgayness October 20, 2020

The Old Milwaukee Blues 

adj - That particularly shitty feeling after a long night of drinking Old Milwaukee. Usually symptoms include a pounding headache and the beer shits.
"Hey, where the hell is Duff?"

"He won't be in for another couple hours, he's got a pretty bad case of the Old Milwaukee blues."

Blues Brothers 

Blues Brothers is a movie produced in 1978, starring Dan Aykroyd, and John Belushi. Including the musical talents of many legends, including James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Cab Calloway, and Ray Charles, it is a comedy, and also includes one of the best car chases in history. It was the first movie to actually destroy a shopping mall, and the first to film on location in the City of Chicago.

The Blues Brothers themselves are two brothers, "Joliet" Jake and Elwood, who scour the city of Chicago, reuniting their band members, to raise money for the orphanage in which the two grew up. Jake is also being relentlessly pursued by his enurotic and sociopathic ex-fiancee, played by Carrie Fisher ((AKA Princess Leia)). Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, who portray the two brothers, do all their own singing and dancing. Dan Aykroyd designed the Bluesmobile.
I was watching the Blues Brothers last night, because it's so darn kewl.
"We're on a mission from God."

blueshirted 

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.
blueshirted by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013