Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

Cat

Fluffy little aliens who attract creatures called "me" and "many others" with there cuteness

My cat is a spy hidden within a coat of fur

by Me bois March 23, 2021

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

glitch cat

someone that frequently greens people out with odd behavior

Did you see him get kicked out of the bar for creeping girls out, he’s such a glitch cat.

by NLDM245 December 4, 2025

Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024