Mini alex

Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)

Person 1: Bro who's that?

Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?

Person 1:pshhh that's a myth

Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX

Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb

Mini Alex: bet

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023

stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

celina & alexa ignored

when celina and alexa read my messages but don’t reply cus they want me to die or wtv

i keep getting celina & alexa ignored on insta 😔

by ruthismisreal December 10, 2023

olly alexander

my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️

“omg have u seen olly alexander recently?” “yes ofc he’s the loml !”

by ollyloml February 11, 2024

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024