Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.
"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"
by TheDrencher December 29, 2024
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double s’s

ryan: *sends shoulder pics*
sailor: wow total double s’s
by sailorbeach January 06, 2021
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We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!
by CostoLover16 December 08, 2024
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Double pickle

When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.
The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .
by The lábinator June 26, 2023
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Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.
Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!
by Gaysofthunder69 March 07, 2020
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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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