Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

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A phrase when typed into PornHub comes back resulting in a warning stating, “ Your search could be for illegal and abusive sexual material, where children have suffered harm.

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Tom was curious what the term “Rape Buttsex 42069 punjab no virus”, was, but was shocked with his findings when searched.

by Rockoutcokout December 8, 2021

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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

by The SQUIP April 5, 2022

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You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.

Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"

by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023

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