Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022

Cat

A cat is one of the best pets you can have! Cats are cute, fluffy, soft, loveable, and lay on your lap.
I recommend getting a cat RIGHT NOW!!!

Dude: did you see that adorable cat at petsmart?
Dude 2: Yeah I’m Not Blind!

by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl July 17, 2021

Cat

Bread dough, floof, fluff nugget, floof n’ poof, loaf, bun, bread, almighty god that rules over us all.

Person 1: I love my cat so much!
Person 2: didn't they just scratch your eye out?!
Person 1: yep! Like I was saying! Loveeee my cat!

by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 22, 2023

Catted Up

Really drunk and messed up.

Let's get cat-cat-catted up!

Giulia got catted on her birthday.

by Shirata December 28, 2007

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way

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Comments (ya wee cat)

by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020