Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).

Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(

by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012

Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

Your mom

Scientists say she is the gayest creature on the planet. You will often find her with James Charles or Jeffrey Star.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT Your mom?
Guy 2: YEA OMG SHES WITH JAMES CHARLES

by A random moose December 11, 2019

mom-ing it up

The act of having your pants constantly fall down low enough to have Plummer’s butt especially at the worst possible time

Pull up your pants you are totally mom-ing it up over there.

by Pink drink's constantly September 2, 2019

You're mom

The better way of saying your mom.

Guy 1: you're mom ghay :sunglasses:
Guy 2: *roasted*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018