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cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.
"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

brains jump out the top like jack in the box 

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'
Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

flap jack 

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.
after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.
flap jack by bilbo January 4, 2004

Captain Jack Sparrow 

Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.


dont know where it came from.
I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car
Captain Jack Sparrow by Steve July 16, 2004

Gentleman Jack 

When a male masturbates (see jack off) while wearing only a tuxedo top and, optionally, other dinner party accessories (options include: handkerchief, top hat, cigar, etc.).

A play on words on the whiskey brand of the same name.
Roger felt fancy on Friday night, so he decided to give himself a Gentleman Jack.
Gentleman Jack by Andy Heen-Aerms January 17, 2011

Cracker Jack Box 

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
Cracker Jack Box by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007