Sack of Cum 

An expresion showing anger and hate toward a complete retard or just a dumb person.

Let me take a hit -Joey
No you "sack of cum"-Andrew

Jenny hurry up i need to Jerk off - Bill
What the fuck ill take my time you "sack of cum"-Jenny

Sack of Cum by Maurimcfluuu June 28, 2016

no-contact-cum 

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

no-contact-cum by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

Criss cross cum 

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

Criss cross cum by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017

Buzzer beater cum 

When you pullout and cum at the last second

I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed

Buzzer beater cum by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019

Brrm and cum 

When you insert a fleshlight into a cars exhaust (preferably modified for 2step), then stick your dick in the fleshlight and don't take it out, then get one of your friends to sit in the front and 2step the hell out of it while your dick is in the fleshlight. Once your dick is completely off, insert a new fleshlight and swap with your friend.

"Yo Blake you want to brrm and cum with me this weekend?"
"Sure dude"

Brrm and cum by pngn3 May 13, 2019

shitbag of cum 

All kids who get clothes from supreme, off-white, gucci and the north face and brag about them. Normally they are from 13 to 16 and have not grown there beard yet. They will snitch on you no matter what.

Normal kid: Ey stopid ''shitbag of cum'' how much did ur father pay for that jacket?!
Shitbag of cum: It cost more then your life... 5000$

shitbag of cum by TheBlackDick27 September 13, 2019

trod's cum 

one of the divine fluids that we, humans, have been blessed with. unlike trod's tears, which grant you immortality, trod's cum forces you into an epiphany. you'll gain awareness beyond what any human has ever experienced, and you'll see what's been invisible to our species since the beginning of time. spirits, demons, the very energies that our universe is made up of. you'll be able to see it all, after consuming trod's cum.

jesus fuck . . . i just drank trod's cum . . . what's this feeling . . ?

trod's cum by xavigor January 24, 2021