Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her

Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy

by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019

reupholstered pussy

When a female's pussy is dramatically different compared to the most recent excursion with said pussy.

Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I think she had a reupholstered pussy, that shit was completely different.

by Wiseman #1 December 31, 2010

big pussy lips

The inner lips on a vagina that sometimes hang slightly lower, they are usually a pinkish or brownish colour depending on the woman. These larger lips make a woman more womanly.

"Guess who I shagged last night?"
"No way, it wasn't Rebecca was it?"
"Yeah man, those big pussy lips gripped my cock so tight!"
"She was lippy? Nice!"

by Oli the kinglol February 2, 2013

Man pussy

A gay/bi mans asshole.

Garrett Poenitske can literally fit a whole large cucumber in his man pussy.

by spearme21 July 5, 2016

Funky Pussy

Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.

(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy

(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.

by Pcisbs December 19, 2008

Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)

Shaved Pussy is better to eat!

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

Magic Pussy

A pussy so amazingly good that it is reason enough to ignore the woman's flaws. Whether she is annoying, bitchy, boring, ugly, stupid, and crazy, a magic pussy is capable of making up for either or all of these flaws. It is the type of pussy that might belong to a woman who you dislike so much, yet can't get her wonderful pussy out of your head, and you will cry when you can't find another one just like it. =( I miss you so much magic pussy.

Me: Gawd, I hate that stupid bitch, I can't stand her, whenever she talks I just think of ways to kill myself or her. We have nothing in common, and paying for 2 movie tickets and a McDonald's meal seems to much money to spend on her.

Friend: Then why do you keep going out with her?

Me: Cuz she got the magic pussy.

Friend: So what, there are tons of other pussy out there.

Me: Are you stupid or something? I said she has the magic pussy. 'Nough said.

by bas7ard January 20, 2011