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Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating
Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..
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cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.
Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....
by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021
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Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
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Cum-nado

A ferocious, spinning cum-shot. Usually a result of multiple men busting on a woman at once but it could form from a single dude if the load is violent enough.
My friend and I busted a fat cum-nado on your mom's face last night. It was fucking rad, dude.
by Brock in my Ash July 1, 2021
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Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum
by The XDer July 6, 2021
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Cum

me: cum
mort: king julian
by Alfie Here July 6, 2021
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Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem
Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021
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