Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

One Night Stand Baby

A baby produced from a one night stand

You one night stand baby!

by Whitesall May 25, 2011

One-Shoed Dirty Leg

A girl that is such a slut (and has so many different guy's cum running down her leg) that (i) she either lost her shoe during all the fucking that she is doing or (ii) can't afford a second shoe.

Paris Hilton without money

by J. Kev January 9, 2004

one dollar and fifty cents

A slang term used to represent a man's penis and balls. (One dollar and two quarters)

Hey girl, I saw Joe's dolla fitty!

by Allimanda January 17, 2004

crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

Two girls One finger

A porn that involves lesbians causing each other to vomit, then playing with it before ultimately the one defecates into the other's mouth, and they traverse it between their mouths and so on.

"If you think Two girls one cup was bad, try watching two girls one finger."

by SKRealTime November 7, 2016