penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017

Penis

Something men who think they are women don't use

Tom: (to his friend) You see that woman over there? She has a penis but because she identifies as a woman I hear she doesn't use it.

Bill: Whoa man that's crazy

by No-Name1234567891 April 4, 2022

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

penis

something between a mans legs

hey! how are you, how bigs your penis?

its big! took some viagra.

by urgreatgrampassister August 18, 2021

Penis

The thing the male generation thinks with

Guy: she shouldn't wear that shirt her tits are too big

Girl: stop thinking with ur penis and use what little brain u have

by Gingers_r_leprechauns October 19, 2021

Penis smacker

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.

Stop being a penis smacker.

by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019

minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022