Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

National lose your virginity day

March 27th is National lose your virginity to a munch day

National lose your virginity day is defined as did you lose your v card on the national day

by Munchmommy March 27, 2024

banana peel virgin

n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision

"Oh, Al's such a banana peel virgin!" said Atlas

by goblin dude June 2, 2024

The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Slushy Noobz Virus

Slushy Noobz is a youtube channel with bffs Martin and Hamzah! u become infected with the Slushy Noobz Virus when you like, comment down bellow, subscribe, and hit the bell to get notified every damn time! if u have the virus, you must quarantine and consume as much of their content in order to survive. spread the slushy noobz virus by sharing with three friends, or two.

"i've been infected with the slushy noobz virus. i cant stop watching their vids and sharing with my friends! i even ordered merch. i am a true slushy"

by slushynoobz June 27, 2024

Nalla veikin (The Nalla Virus)

When you start talking in a humorous, silly, nerdy, untruthful, sarcastic, high and low pitch, PG - 13 type of way.
= When you suddenly start talking like Nalli.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is so funny, why cant i stop laughing? He is'nt even being that funny, I think he is being serious!
Person 2: "Oh yeah, he probably just has "Nalla veikin (The Nalla Virus)" !"

by anonymous November 18, 2024

To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.

"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."

by kk_a December 28, 2024