A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.
Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!
Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!
Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
by jjprs306 June 3, 2018
Get the catmug. The expression on a cat’s face when it’s completely unimpressed or disinterested with things happening around them.
Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.
The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.
Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.
The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.
by perkolater June 11, 2021
Get the cat casualmug. Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands
by Chrîs November 28, 2022
Get the Catmug. To masturbate.
by markatto April 12, 2010
Get the Stroking the White Catmug. by qtkittygaby February 22, 2023
Get the catmug. Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
Get the Straight Cat Pissmug. by sampittman August 20, 2021
Get the Catmug.