cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

cat casual

The expression on a cat’s face when it’s completely unimpressed or disinterested with things happening around them.

Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.

The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.

“The situation was hard core, but I didn’t flip out or lose my cool, I kept it cat casual.”

by perkolater June 11, 2021

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

cat

a cat is a cute creature but can do some evil actions.

person 1:cats are amazing
person 2:really I should adopt one

by qtkittygaby February 22, 2023

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Cat

Something that is blatantly false or immoral.

"I went to the party the other night, and this dude qb sneaked Tommy. Bro it was cat."

by sampittman August 20, 2021