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Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
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Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector
by Chapper27 July 20, 2023
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Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.
A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself
by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023
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blue collar angst

1.) A feeling of dread or hopelessness that your current situation in the blue collar world is going no where fast. Coped with by sarcasm and self comedy to throw a positive spin on your situation. That feeling you get on Sunday morning knowing you have to go somewhere you don’t want to the next day.

2.) Followed quickly by a rush of Angst that pushes you to want more in life and find your purpose.

3.) A moment of complete and total clarity on what that path looks like.

4.) The feeling that fuels real change in someone’s life, and pushes them forward to learn more and be better.

5.) A badass Podcast where people from all over the Blue Collar world can share their experiences, to help somebody somewhere direct all that Blue Collar Angst into fuel and direction to get where they want to be.

6.) A name that started as an idea for a band name between two friends at work filled with Blue Collar Angst who played NOFX albums on repeat to get through the long days.
Did you listen to this weeks episode of Blue Collar Angst?! There’s so much I didn’t know about that trade, might be a good fit for me!?
by blue collar angst August 13, 2023
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White Collar Crime

Synonymous to the fake elector scheme of 2020
They got caught committing a white collar crime, by attempting to steal the election.
by anonymous August 23, 2023
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Lurgan College

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.
Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."
by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023
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White Collar Friend Zone

When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.

Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
by Mike109999 September 1, 2023
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