Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off

As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time

by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.

Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.

by QuacksO March 28, 2017

kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...

-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.

by manu françois April 15, 2017

part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

Time Sticker

In a csgo manner: Time Sticker means a sticker, that has date on it (like 2014 or 2016).
These types of stickers gain value over time, because they become more uncommon, or they even disappear from the Steam Market.
In other way: Time stickers were used sometimes instead of paint in WW2 to mark their guns, checkpoints or even clothings.
Some of these stickers can still exist, in Time Capsules.

CSGO player: HEY! You got a time sticker?
OWNER: YEAH, It will gain value over time..
CSGO player: For how much?
OWNER: Dunno, around 0.20€, but it will be 10 times more after two years.

by AdamRedOwl April 17, 2017