zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

by fart bastard July 22, 2022

Fart money

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart

GUY: you got fart money man

by ASSOO October 7, 2025

Fart

Sexy chad

Damn sage, you’re a fart.

by Clarence the pussy slayer November 5, 2021

fart

when gas comes out of your butt hole and smells horribly gross

how can one fart smell so bad

by tinkle1234567890 December 11, 2018

Faggot Fart 69 Licker

when an LGBTQ person farts

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????

by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief

“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”

by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019