brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021

Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males

“I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.

by Cumologist November 1, 2021

Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.

"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."

by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018

cum tan

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token

"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"

by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024

Cum Jockey

A horse rider that swallows horse semen

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey

by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019