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brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.
Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.
by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021
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Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet
by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021
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Cum sweat

Sweat that is sticky or “cummy” usually found in black males
I just dabbed him up and he had mad cum sweat”.
by Cumologist November 1, 2021
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Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.
"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."
by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018
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cum tan

Word for a very pale person
That irish girl has a nice cum tan
by cumdragon April 9, 2015
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cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token
"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"
by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024
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Cum Jockey

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey
by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019
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