A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

Underground Tower

When your wandering Vegas and you see a couple who does not seem like they should ever be together

“Oh man! You see that underground tower we just passed? How is she with him!”

by Soultak October 30, 2025

Zombie Town

Zombie Town
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.

Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025

Waugh tower

To have two twins over 6 feet have intercourse with you at the same time

Did you hear mia just got waugh towered after the bar last nigjht

by Pookey lewin December 1, 2025

Brown Town

When MB slurps you down while you’re baking some brownies

“Yo, you trying to see that new marvel movie tonight?
“Nah, Me and matty are going to Brown Town

by TheOneBrothaToRuleTheBrothaz December 6, 2025

Witch Town

Multiple locals and residents of Cleveland Avenue otherwise known as 'The Land' would begin calling themselves collectively as a group "Witch Town" this term refers to a group of individuals from both TRENCHTOWN and WITCH GANG

People could also be spotted saying this at parties to announce the attendance of the TrenchTown and Witch Gang members.

Unknown Person: "WHO THIS IS?" / "WHAT Y'ALL IS?"
Residents: WITCH TOWN!

by Project New Campton December 23, 2025