Golden torso

When a guy has a fake six pack, made by steroids or drugs. So when girls say golden torso, it’s actually extremely offensive to a guy.

Almost as much as calling a guy prick

Girl: he has such a golden torso
Boy: you know that means his abs are faker than your lips right?

by uglywhitegirl_2019 June 29, 2018

Rosebud torch

When a male/female places a lit match in their partners prolapsed anus.

After our aggressive butt sex session I gave her a rosebud torch.

by Lovemyer July 12, 2018

text torture

Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you

Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.

Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”

Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes

by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018

Fart Tornado

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.

Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!

by Ipn87 October 6, 2018

war-torn

Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.

When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.

by Cold Roll November 7, 2018