Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!

Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!

by anonymous November 9, 2025

Penis Worm

Cole Holden is a penis worm

Person: That guy cole is a penis worm

by lmaotituurir July 30, 2023

penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023

Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

penis

a long schlong that Elliot has

dang, long schlong, like a penis

by anonymous November 29, 2022

Penis

A penis that is 7-8 inches long. It us used for having sex, it either goes into a girls mouth, ass or vagina. It also produces a large amount of cum when you wank.

My penis went into her vagina and produces a large amount of cum when you wank

by Bigb0yeatsshit August 4, 2020