pulling a jade

The act of having sex with a 16 year old when you're over the age of 18.

"Dude, she's 16. You totally pulled a Jade."

"If she's underage, I'm pulling a Jade this weekend."

by faghag458 May 31, 2016

To pull a Keiver

To scream and shout out, to say the government is out to get you. To make a fool of yourself in public. To almost get beat up on a regular drunken basis.

To pull a Keiver is to make a complete fool of yourself when you are drunk and out of control.

by Ginger Rogers December 29, 2016

Pulling a Ricky

Touching someone's boobs on "accident"

He acted like it was an accident, but that perve was definitely pulling a Ricky.

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Pulling a Mike

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

pull a simen

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

by Brurmigo May 27, 2020

pulling a kyle

when a male finds a squirrel extremely attractive and cannot resist.

pulling a kyle

by chamoo December 5, 2012

Pulling a Funk

This is when a person drinks way too much at pre-drink and passes out before him and his crew hit the club or a party. On the occasion when this lightweight actually does reach the party or club they almost instantly pass out because they are not familiar with their new environment since they are accustomed to the couch or bed, forcing everyone to cancel the night out and take him home.

I don't think David is gonna make it to the club he's Pulling a Funk

by PaDombo September 16, 2013