Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?

im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎

by themanTM September 21, 2023

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

Bottom out a shot glass

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.

Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!

by BarryBod October 25, 2023

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

water like glass

a phrase used when something is so smooth and clean that it looks like glass or water. or even better. water like glass. a particular type of cleanliness and effortlessness.

ruby: doesn’t that water look so clean

emanuel: yeah, water like glass!

by rubanuelstan93 November 20, 2024

Sawblades made of glass

Sawblades made of glass are products which are typically expensive but they have been cheapened, generally by lowering the quality of materials and labor.

"Sears used to sell some really fine power tools, but now the just sell Sawblades made of glass"
George regretted buying the suit, it was an absolute sawblade made of glass.

by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024

Sawblades made of glass

Sawblades made of glass are expensive products which have been cheapened by using lower quality materials, generally shortening their usability duration. A significant side effect being that some products are now more dangerous, for instance, a sawblade made of glass can shatter and harm bystanders, and or the person or persons operating the saw.

Sears used to sell really good Routers, but now they sell sawblades made of glass.
George regretted spending any money to get this Glass sawblade of a suit.

by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024