no balls, no blue chips

A variation on No Guts, No Glory. If you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. Balls, of course, refers to balls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value.

"No balls, no blue chips" he exclaimed, as he pushed all in at the poker tournament.

by shabba4 January 29, 2010

Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"

"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"

by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005

Cock and Ball Torture

A punishment enforced by the Chinese government where the victim is fully submerged in a ball pit with a raging cracked-out rooster. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.

您犯下了各種戰爭罪行，並將服從於雞巴球酷刑! (Cock and ball torture)

by _hail_satan_ October 12, 2019

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

by author October 10, 2006

ball bag balm

A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered

Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?

by Reidp3 August 14, 2006

big balls barry

Sexiest Man alive and has turned a total of 100000000 men turned gay because if his tits

Big balls Barry made me gay

by Ispamwalls May 6, 2020

SHADY BALL LICKER

An all round bullshitter, A devious lying underhanded cunt. You never quite know what they're up to, but you know they're up to something

Paul " Steve didn't turn up last night as he said he had to fix his stepsons car"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"

by razorhayes June 14, 2017