A variation on No Guts, No Glory. If you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. Balls, of course, refers to balls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value.
by shabba4 January 29, 2010
Get the no balls, no blue chips mug.When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"
"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"
by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005
Get the Phantom Ball Pain mug.A punishment enforced by the Chinese government where the victim is fully submerged in a ball pit with a raging cracked-out rooster. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.
您犯下了各種戰爭罪行，並將服從於雞巴球酷刑! (Cock and ball torture)
by _hail_satan_ October 12, 2019
Get the Cock and Ball Torture mug.A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.
You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.
by author October 10, 2006
Get the bowling ball for marge mug.A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered
Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?
by Reidp3 August 14, 2006
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