sex boot

Boot worn when a foot is minorly broken, which chicks dig, and is said to multiply the wearer's sexiness by atleast 5 or 6 times (depending on the wearers original sexiness).

Joe, that sex boot is the sexiest thing i've ever seen

by Jo3y! January 1, 2008

Beard Sex

A term used by New Zealand and Australian cricket fans to mock Indian cricketers during cricket season. The Term is supposed to refer to a practice apparently common among men from Western India in the 18th Century where two men rub their beards together in the morning before taking water. There is apparently historial grounds for the slur: the practice was noted by Scottish proto-anthropologist William Robertson - he called it Dragooning. Is unclear how the word came into current use.

"Filthy Kumar likes a bit of beard sex/or so says hairy captain Kapi Dev!"

- An example of a popular chant/tant recorded by linguist Susan Marpo in 1983

by Wully Robe May 25, 2007

stall sex

A simulation of sexual arousal & orgasm occurring between two or more users of public stalls

You are sitting on the can. The person in the stall next to you is breathing heavily & panting as he/she struggles to push out the poop. You mock this panting in a sexually suggestive manner, so that the pair of you sound, to an outside observer, as two sexual partners. You have just initiated "stall sex".

by dabeatmasta October 4, 2009

Camaro Sex

The type of raw gritty sex typically between at least one trailer trash partner who is as equally unhygienic as they are kinky. The type of sex that requires a safe word and a fire extinguisher. Aptly named for the pretentious and unmuffled imagery that only a Chevy Camaro with rusty fender edges can invoke.

Dude, I had Camaro sex with this girl and her mother yesterday and it was great except for the broken air conditioner and the combined stink of mixed ass sweat !

by samgolf July 14, 2012

sexed up

Refers to a girl who has taken significant steps to make herself look way sexier than usual .For example, you would describe a girl's feet as being 'sexed-up' if she got a pedicure, had them paint her toes bright red, put on an anklet & toe rings, and put perfume on her feet. She's definitely sexed up; ready for sex! (or one hell of a good footjob)!

Damn, dude, Paige is really 'sexed up' tonight. Her toes are painted bright red, she's put on an anklet & matching toe rings on each of her middle toes, and applied perfume to the bottoms of her bare feet. She's definitely planning on fucking someone real good tonight!

by ken208 October 22, 2015

Sex story

A story of sex, also known as erotica

Cory and Olivia had been together for a while now, and he had been waiting for the day when they could finally make love. Olivia was scared because she’d been raped at 10. He had bought some bondage toys though, and was pleasantly surprised when he walked into their bedroom and she was waiting in some very naughty bunny lingerie. She said I’m ur slut do what you want with me. He got out a blindfold, handcuffs, and a vibrator from the closet. He hand cuffed her to the bed and blindfolded her. He grabbed his pocketknife from the nightstand and cut off her lingerie. He stick the vibrates into her pissy and turned it in then stripped down himself. He started sucking her nipples, and she was moaning and then orgasmed. He took out the vibrator and stuck in his long fat and hard dick in her wet coochie. She gasped and he started banging her hard, not giving her a break and he screwed her until he was about to cum then pulled out and put his cum all over her. He unhandcuffed her and took off her blindfold then watched her lick it out her got hard again but she was tired so went they went to sleep he put himself in her the they slept and fucked again in the morning. Bam sex story.

by Fuckmedaddyimawhore January 5, 2020

phone sex

When 2 people who are usually not being honest about what the look like, converse in a sexual manner over the telephone. Most often acted out by over-weight women and really ugly men who say they're "hot" but in fact...are "not".

"Hi baby, I'm 5'5, 125 with long blonde hair and green eyes. I'm laying here on my bed with the phone in one hand and my dildo in the other..would you like to have phone sex?"

by CPK4Life August 14, 2006