“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.

Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.

by That one guy joe March 5, 2026

Intercontinental Ballistic Piss Missile (ICBPM)

A shot in hockey so hard and pure that it is like a missile

"Juraj Slafkovsky scores with an intercontinental ballistic piss missile (ICBPM)"

by sosoda March 9, 2026

Blue balls 2.0

Blue balls is where ur hard and ur balls hurt cause u need to release the white monster

Chance needs to unleash the monster cause his blue balls 2.0

by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025

The balls

A bunch of annoying, unbearable people.

Ugh, my winning streak at Sports Day was getting beaten by the balls who somehow CHEATED.

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Brown Balls

When a girl shits on a guys dick while riding and it gets on the balls. Then the girl sucks said balls.

yo bro this girl gave me brown balls

by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Tag Balls

The little balls of poop that catch on your butt hair when you don't properly wipe.

Dude, you need to learn how to wipe, you've got Tag Balls!

by Gbonne April 27, 2025