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grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
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capital juice

America is invading another country again to get some good old capital juice.
by Ossie Oscar Soundsystem November 29, 2020
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BEJROVBOOTY GanBJrastas capital 3

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's and 10 sangs and 9 black ninjas and 1 master Japannoe game pieces. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 3. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 23, 2022
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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darawiish capital

A darawiish capital is a city that is central to dhulbahante
by khatumo October 30, 2020
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Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.
sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!
by Ace of Fours July 23, 2022
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BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 2

A board game that is played with a dice.
THE NAME OF THE GAME PIECES
BJ SANG ROSE'S CRIME BOSS g.cap 😎. player 2 starts off with g.cap and if he or she lose then he or she will have to play with the crime boss. Player 1 can choose BJ sang and rose's but if all 3 lose game over and Player 2 wins samething with player 1 if player 1 beat g.cap and the crime boss then player 1 wins. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 2. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022
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