Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

by BaconRainey October 19, 2021

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

Weebing-Xander

A person that watch’s gay swimming club anime a quote from one of these people are “ ITS NOT GAY IF A GUY BREAKS INTO A GUYS HOUSE AND HELPS HIM OUT OF THE BATHTUB WHEN HIS BATHING, ITS NOT GAY ITS JUST A SWIMMING ANIME” of course all xanders are stubborn.

That’s such a weebing-xander

by Nonya watch April 29, 2022

Weening

Dogs sniffing each others corndogs

That dog is weening the other

by Vvvvvvvvvvbbnvienr June 15, 2022

Weeting

Weeting is the term used when watching the neighbors from your bedroom window while jerking off.

If the neighbor lady only knew that I was Weeting to her as she bends over in the garden, maybe she’d be enticed to swallow my load.

by Hamilbone December 31, 2022

Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

by Casual939562 January 29, 2023

Wedding person

A gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.

I am a wedding person.

I want to be referred to as a wedding person, not a bridesmaid nor groomsman.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023